2011 #1 Trend To Forget About {Writer's Worksop Wednesday}

Tonight I am pulling from one of Mama Kat's weekly writing prompts. 

I chose #2 - Top Trends of 2011 That I Want To Forget.  

Here's the deal, we don't have TV in our house. We have television sets & stuff, but we stream Netflix, instead of paying for cable TV. The great thing about that, besides the price, is that we see NO commercials, NO news channels and NO reality TV shows. Not having Stephen Colbert & John Stewart is only manageable because the Kardashians Sisters & Tori Spelling disappear right along with them. But it is hard to keep up on the latest trends without TV shows & commercials.

Luckily, I have one issue with a certain fad that I've noticed a lot lately when I venture out of The Compound....
Fake Eyelashes

I am not talking about the lovely brides who want to enhance their princess for a day feeling. I'm talking about the 16 year old sandwich artist at Subway. The girl whose eyelashes were so wildly excessive it looked like there was a Daddy Long Leg orgy in progress on her fricking eyelids. Not cute Tammy Faye, now get me a 6" club on honey oat!

Even once possible Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann has fallen victim to this annoying trend. Maybe now that her campaign is over she can focus on another craze hitting the streets....umm, let's see equal rights perhaps.  
What a great role model you are for our daughters, Miss Family Values! Guess what girls, you might even get to run for President of the United States someday, and the best way to make that happen is make yourself up like a hooker. 

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